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I was stretched out on the futon, relaxing with my legs across Frank’s lap when the NPH Heineken commercial came on the TV. He starts humping the side of my calf…
Me: What? Huh? What the? Why are you humping my leg?
Frank: It’s between me and Neal Patrick Harris!
Me: But he’s gay.
Frank: Then I have what he wants, don’t I?