I’m entirely sure I’m not alone in most of these so I’m sharing questions I actually ask or debates I have with myself.
It’s okay if you don’t ask yourself all of these, but could we pretend you’ve asked (or debated with) yourself at least one of them?
It would make me feel better about the weirdness that seems to be inside my head.
- Do I have to go to the bathroom badly enough that it’s worth getting off the super cozy couch/futon? I’m really comfortable here…
- Do I wear the cute/great shoes that are uncomfortable? Or go with the ones that will let my foot heal?
- I wonder what Shemar and Matthew (insert famous person of your choice) have for lunch. Are they high protein salad guys? Burgers and a milkshake? Candy and Doritos? What would I make them for lunch?
- How many blueberries could I put in my mouth at once?
- Did I already wash my hair or just get it wet? I think I washed it, but I can’t be sure.
Maybe I’m not that weird.
What questions do you ask yourself?