Weird thoughts

I don’t know about you, but I have some really fricken weird thoughts. I don’t think they’re all that weird, but I when I run them by friends (who often shares in my weirdness) they have no problem in telling me I’m weird.

I’m ok with that. They still want to hang out with me. Also, I usually keep these weird thoughts to myself.

Case in point: Strawberries (whole or half) feel like another tongue in your mouth. I’m not even kidding about this. Next time you eat a strawberry think about it. It reminds me of junior high and those first weird tongue kisses.

Need another example of thoughts that make people think I’m weird? I wonder about the most random crap like “Is there an unreplicator in the future? They get glasses and plates etc out of the replicator in StarTrek TNG, but what happens to them after they’re done with them?” (My friend GenWar answered this for me on fb, but it lead me to another weirder and sort of gross thought that I won’t share.)

Still not convinced?

When I’m people watching I make up stories for the people I see. While that might not sound so strange, I imagine them doing things like being an armpit sniffer (real job) or having 17 rabbits and a pony that live in their house. Or how about the lawyer who only defended companies being sued for paper cuts.

I could go on, but I don’t want to scare anyone. How about you? Do you have weird thoughts?

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About Court

I spend a lot of time on the pool deck and making treats in my kitchen amongst other things.
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One Response to Weird thoughts

  1. You’ve read my blog… you know how weird I am…
    Hahaha

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