I don’t know about your parents, but mine send me email forwards. Generally, they’re cute, but not enough to send along. This one from Momma though, it made me laugh out loud in a few instances. It gets a little long, so I took out the ones I found less funny.
I hope you have a good Monday!
NOTES FROM THE EDGE OF LIFE
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them,
they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus.
Bieber is your punishment.
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it.” Just saying…
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea. Just kidding! They’re all dead.
I feel your pain…no one wants to run with me either.
Dear Ugly People,
Please stop freaking out about 2012.
Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags
invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words.
You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
That last one is something even the Android users (like myself) lament as well…I’ve had to teach my phone naughty words several times!