Sperm. No. Spoon. No. Spam. YES. There we go.

No, my mind isn’t in the gutter, I’m having trouble typing today and my fingers seem to have a mind of their own. It should make for an interesting day of writing for work.

I’ve been getting a lot of spam comments lately, some of them fun, some of them in some obscure language that even google can’t decipher.  Here’s a few of my favorites (some that I edited and allowed to be posted without the initial link).

your articles are always awesome, and the design of your website helps to keep it beautiful. (website removed)

Why thank you! You’re so sweet to write that on WW Check in #7 Then again, that is a really nice picture of MJ and I.

Hello! I know this is kinda off topic but I was wondering which blog platform are you using for this website? I’m getting sick and tired of WordPress because I’ve had issues with hackers and I’m looking at alternatives for another platform. I would be awesome if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.

Do you see what the URL is for this here little blog? If you don’t, let me tell you: http://bakinginmybathingsuit.WORDPRESS.com.

I’m still learning from you, as I’m making my way to the top as well. I certainly love reading all that is written on your website.Keep the tips coming. I enjoyed it!

And this one too:

There are some really excellent ideas here. Can not wait to put some of these into action. Its very going to bring beneficial vibrations wherever the vibrations ought to be

Those  comments were left on a photo post about our last major storm.

got interested after reading this. thank you. such a good post.

Why anyone is interested in Bristol is beyond me.

There are more, but those are my favorite at the moment. What’s your favorite SPAM comment you’ve gotten?


About Court

I spend a lot of time on the pool deck and making treats in my kitchen amongst other things.
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3 Responses to Sperm. No. Spoon. No. Spam. YES. There we go.

  1. Robbie says:

    My favorite was about how American women, how lazy we are, how much we suck and how we should be boycotted ! I didn’t know you could boycott a whole gender ! Sweet…..

  2. Sue says:

    @ Robbie – I’ve boycotted men.

    I usually view your posts in IE6 at work. Apparently, the vibrate feature that one commenter is referring to needs at least IE7 to work. Figures….

  3. tyrell omasu says:

    This is an awful post

    *This was spam. From a user who’s email started with “hostility”.*

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